So, I haven't written something here in awhile. I considered many different weighty, profound topics for my next entry, because it's been sort of a weighty year. I contemplated the issue of how the smartest group of students I've ever had makes for the most stressful year, the woes of unhappy teachers unions, and life under a microscope as a teacher.
It's been a busy year so far, what with attending far more teacher meetings than I ever have, and also plowing through a 6 week middle school endorsement class. I just don't have the mental stamina to write one more scholarly article with APA citations, I tell you!
Instead, I will resort to the brainless and comical as it pertains to my school.
So here it goes: my school is a zoo. Whether it be the result of the drought, elevated animal reproduction rates, or the exterior of the school eroding, all I know is there are more beasts than children in the school right now.
Here is the current line up for the Animal Kingdom Parade!
The Wolf Spider!
Okay, so the mouse hasn't made an appearance in a couple of years, but we still find remnants of the past in the form of tiny shreds of Hershey's Kisses wrappers. I'll never forget the time I turned around from my computer to find Ralph--sans motorcycle--sitting a few feet away just staring at me. I think there were a few moments' confusion as to who really belonged in the room.
The mouse is a distant memory, but the three aforementioned critters are alive and well and terrorizing our school. Spiders have scurried over children's feet mid-class; a box-elder landed directly in my hand while I waited for the copy machine the other day; bookshelves have been broken in attempts to apprehend the intruders. Teacher pleas for pesticide have not been well received, so I'm thinking it's about time to go vigilante on these mugs.
So I've done some research (would ya look at that? The brain cells aren't all used up yet!) and here's what I've found out. Some home remedies for repelling wolf spiders include hummingbirds, lavender, and diatomaceous (???) earth. Also, wolf spiders just love trees, logs, brush, and other foliage. So, I will probably pave the prairie in the school's backyard and put up a parking lot.
For centipedes, one website suggests setting out a sticky trap and catching multiple at once. The image of a sticky trap full of centipedes has just insured at least one nightmare tonight.
Apparently box elder bugs can never be completely killed off as they have an "unlimited source" and migrant box elders will come from neighboring places to replace the dead ones. Great.
This school ain't big enough for all of us. Either all these guys get wiped out soon, or I have a feeling us teachers are going to be carried off by an angry mob of many-legged creatures.
The war begins.